This bling encrusted Nespresso Crystal Coffee Machine from Goldstriker International must be a contender.
Features include:

• Encrusted with 3100 original Swarovski crystals complete in the colour crystal
• Width: 22.6 cm depth: 23 cm height: 23 cm
• Weight: 4,50 kg Power: 1260 Watts
• Cup warmer in aluminum
• Removable grill for the preparation of Latte Macchiato

It is priced at £1,995

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